Story of the day

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the
manager are walking to lunch when they find an
antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes
out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just
one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the
administration clerk. “I want to be in the
Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in
the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me
next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in
Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal
masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK,
you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The
manager says, “I want those two back in the
office after lunch.”

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have
the first say.